FIRST BLOOD

Anonymous asked: You should give that doctor intel some sugar!

……..shut up SHUT UP I HATE YOU

NO

….I’m giving him a bowtie.

Anonymous asked: So are you going to daydream about whisking the doctor intel off his feet now that you are a man and can do the whisking?

you say that as if I can’t whisk some guy offa his feet in the first place, tch!

ask RED, I’ve picked that Doofus up and thrown him around more times than I can count…

ALSO I DON’T DAYDREAM ABOUT THAT GUY OKAY

YOU HAVE NO PROOF

NONE

also, RED

I know for a fact don’t ask how ok I just do

my dick is bigger

xpertintel asked: ... *taps side of head with face in a mock-cheek-kiss.* Ahem. Right. Back to work for me. *TODDLES OFF.*

Anonymous asked: ...

Anonymous asked: PSSSH. Wadda bitch. /snaps fingers in a Z formation/ -Mr. Jarate

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WOW SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Anonymous asked: You know, since following you, I've gone from never flipping people off to giving someone the finger at least twice a day. I thought you would be proud.

boy!

I AM VERY, VERY PROUD. now if only I could convert the other intels and Orphan, too……