September 2011
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Anonymous asked: You know, since following you, I've gone from never flipping people off to giving someone the finger at least twice a day. I thought you would be proud.
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Anonymous asked: OI'LL SPILL MOISELF ON YOU ON PURPOSE IF YOU TRY TO PUNCH ME. -Mr. Jarate
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dsjfhdgfg stoplookingI’mhidingnow,
shut up,
yes I will,
AND SHUT UUUUP.
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goddammit where the fuck are my pants
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Anonymous asked: if i see a BLU Guy about to capture you, i'll kill him to protect you. i'm your bodygaurd.
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……..I guess it’s good I’m not a lady, then.
DICKWAD.
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mageofhailsatan asked: //hold dress// WEAR ITTTTTT.
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mageofhailsatan asked: Picnic? Wear a dress, :>
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mageofhailsatan asked: So it's like that huh? OH LOOK, WHERE'S YOUR SANDWICH? //shoves sandwich in mouth//
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mageofhailsatan asked: Mom says: Don't make a mess in the kitchen!
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xpertintel asked: Oh, by the way... I'm glad you received the canister of RED paint I sent you. I was worried a scout would decide to use it to graffiti the side of the BLU building again.
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Anonymous asked: Ooh gurl, someone's got a crush~ :3
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ah-hah…boy…uh.
…thanks? thanks.
um. boy.
are all you BLUs pretty smart? ah…ha. ha.
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you, you’re an idiot.
also dead.
you, you’re…
uh.
…it’s fine? yeah. don’t uh…worry about it. uh. just don’t call me a lady? …yeah.
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Anonymous asked: Just an FYI, you are my favorite of the intels.
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Anonymous asked: aww, now it's not fun anymore.
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Anonymous asked: ~*~~*~*~ANTI-Magical Anon~*~*~~*~ !*!*! You have been SMACKED with the forever healing FRYING PAN OF UBER. You are no longer effected by the truth serum! ~*~*~*~*~ Have a good day!
asktheshovel-deactivated2011092 asked: /Hovers across the floor, and looks around slowly/ It is a wonderful room. And there are so many of you. Only one of me. It is a lonely existence. But I have many playgrounds to choose from.
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Anonymous asked: Do/did you have a crush on Blu?
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red-intel asked: SAW I HEAR SOMETHING WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHY WOULD YOU TALK TO THEM BUT NOT ME
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Anonymous asked: IF BLU DIDN'T EXIST WOULD YOU CONSIDER DATING THE OTHER BLU? OR RED EVEN?
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Anonymous asked: You know I just might have to draw you with a strap on. I just might...
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Anonymous asked: Oh so you can just use a strap on! Everyone wins!
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Anonymous asked: Wait so... are you a woman or just impotent?
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Anonymous asked: News flash, there are two BLUs.
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red-intel asked: are we still friends do you hate me alsfkajsdf
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xpertintel asked: Ah. Saw. If you need a hug... Ahem. I do have a license to give hugs to those who need one. Should you need one, simply let me know!
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red-intel asked: SAW when are you gonna talk to me again ;__________;
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Anonymous asked: HOW ARE YOU GONNA BONE BLU WITHOUT A BONER
Anonymous asked: Describe your last boner in detail.
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asktheshovel-deactivated2011092 asked: Good evening. It is nice to meet you. /every word is slow, well thoughtout and the voice is smooth, with a metallic ring to it./
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Anonymous asked: ~*~~*~*~Magical Anon~*~*~~*~ !*!*! For the next 24 hours, you have been injected with a truth serum!*!*! You can't lie, evade the truth, or cover up anything! If anyone asks you a question, you must answer it!~*~*~*~*~ Have fun!
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Anonymous asked: S-Saw? A-Are you going to be alright? [(+) .]
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hey, what’d I say?
not a big deal. no biggie. don’t worry about it.
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…yeah, you’re probably right.
he’d have to, though, if there was any unplugging going on. s’just fact.
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cpgravelpit:
..OOooo scarey. Zhe freakish box face, also has hands… und middle fingers…
/waves his hands around in the air, in mocking fear/
are you
KIDDING ME
RIGHT NOW
YOU’RE GONNA DO THAT RIGHT NOW
I AM NEVER STABLE I AM ESPECIALLY NOT STABLE IN ANY EMOTIONAL OR MENTAL WAY RIGHT NOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME DOC
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cpgravelpit:
bestintel:
cpgravelpit:
bestintel:
yo, sup.
[ahhaha I laughed for hours…]
…/he continues to stare completely dumbounded/
…Zhe intel… ischt… talkingk? How does zhaaaat vork?
/childlike glee, as he slowly approaches with a scalpel/
uh…vocal chords. you have them too, if you were curious.
also get that thing away from me before I beat you to death with a chair. I’LL...
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Anonymous asked: So, are you and the BLU going to stop trying to tear each other's throats out yet? Or, should I get medi-kit to unplug you both from respawn?
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Anonymous asked: DO YOU STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON BLU OR DO YOU LIKE THAT OTHER SAWMILL INTEL?