August 2011
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brunette-with-a-bat asked: 6, please!
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askthegirlscout asked: Yo dude! Numbah 7?
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red-intel asked: 69
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Anonymous asked: 19.
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askblumom:
…………these are the best women
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well I mean it’s sort of like his skin tone but dar-
AHHHHHHHHHH
NO. NO SHUT UP I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS
I am going to burn you so bad you’ll wish you died pre-production
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NO SHUT UP
IT’S FOCUSED ON HIS CHEST OKAY. HE HAS A NICE CH-
I mean.
it’s for……um. so I can see where to…..stab him next. in the face. OBVIOUSLY.
Y’KNOW WHAT ELSE IS OBVIOUS.
HOW JEALOUS YOU ARE OF MY SMOKIN’ BODY.
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HALE……I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
I DON’T THINK YOU’VE SEEN MY MANNLY FACE.
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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ STEAK
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OOC;
SHFDGFG SNIPAH YOU FOUND ME ILUILU GOSSH BLUSHING FOREVER
okay so I guess it’s not 100% ooc
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Anonymous asked: ╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗If you have a short penis, someone will put this in your ask.╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
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bestintel started following you
christian-brutal:
HELLO THERE INTEL!
I CAN TELL I’LL LIKE YOU QUITE A BIT.
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asksniper:
bestintel:
asksniper:
bestintel:
Hey, gimme tha’ back!
What’re you gonna do
Threaten me with your knife?
…OH WAIT.
Ya sure bout tha’, mate?
LET ME WASH THE BLOOD OFF AND I’LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK OK OK COOL
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red-intel:
bestintel:
red-intel:
bestintel:
Hey you know, I could have cut it off
YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL.
Besides that’s probably the most action you’ve had in MONTHS.
OH NO YOU COULDN’T
YOU LOVE IT TOO MUCH FOR THAT
put that sandvich maker down and get back in the kitchen
then pick up that sandvich maker again
and make me a sandvich
please
excuse me
EXCUSE ME
IF ANYONE IS...
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red-intel:
bestintel:
red-intel:
bestintel:
No. No I am not.
I WOULDN’T NECESSARILY MIND THAT BUT NO, I’M NOT.
OKAY WE CAN GET BACK ON TOPIC BUT FIRST
WANNA HEAR A JOKE I HEARD YESTERDAY
IT’S ABOUT MY DICK
oh wait it’s too long, nevermind
B)
OH THAT’S FUNNY THAT’S REAL FUNNY
TOO BAD I’VE EXPERIENCED YOUR AMAZINGLY TINY DICK FIRST HAND OTHERWISE I MIGHT BELIEVE YOU.
UGH THAT’S...
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No. No I am not.
I WOULDN’T NECESSARILY MIND THAT BUT NO, I’M NOT.
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Hey RED come over here buddy
<3
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Psh.
You act like I own dresses. I ONLY OWN SHIRTS AND PANTS.
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Once upon a time I used to be allowed in the respawn room
…and now I’m not anymore.
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;-;
…
…well fine.
I like coffee better anyway.
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WH-WH-
BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
HOW MANY DO YOU WANT I WILL BUY YOU AS MANY SAUCERS AS YOU WANT.
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I’LL GET YOU A NEW ONE I’LL GET YOU SIX NEW ONES.
AND A TEAPOT!
GREAT because I just stole these iron knuckles and I wanted to test them out YOU DICK.
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But I bet this is nice china…
…HEADS UP, DOOFUS.
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APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.
Come here, I just learned how to do tattoos. Prison-style.
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pandabearpaige-deactivated20110 asked: I'm rooting for you! You go!
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corinblu:
bestintel:
corinblu:
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corinblu:
Non.
A capture without you kicking me in zhe spine. Or keeping me from cloaking.
…..I guess that’s fair.
JUST ONE CAPTURE.
It is. I will give you these…
For ONE CAPTURE.
*Grin* *hands over ‘pictures’ which are just badly drawn doodles of red briefcases*
EXCUSE ME. I SAID PHOTOS
THESE ARE NOT PHOTOS
*falls over laughing*...
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red-intel:
bestintel:
red-intel:
oh my god SAWMILL BRO, DON’T DO IT
THIS IS NOT WORTH BEING A WHORE OVER
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
I AM A BRIEFCASE, THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE WHAT HE’S IMPLYING.
I’m sure he wants……..money. DON’T MOST PEOPLE WANT MONEY? MONEY, EH? EH?
well this is YOU we’re talking about, so
oh god no wait i take that back i’m sorry
i take it back
put down the nailbat...
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I WILL KILL YOU FOR REAL.
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I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE
WITH MY HATRED
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Anonymous asked: I HAVE PICTURES
(I AM NOT ZHE BLU BRIEFCASE I JUST SIT ON HIM A LOT)
(I AM NOT ZHE BLU BRIEFCASE I JUST SIT ON HIM A LOT)
